Reblog if you would never cheat in a relationship.
“I can only drink Figi or Voss water… Baltimore tap water is horrible.” —
- Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
- Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out the way. grabs phone….”k” -___-